I can’t even believe it! A couple of remarks here and there, and I ended up inviting Anders for the night! Good that he turned up soon, I’d have hated to leave the door open much longer, with all those weird people roaming the streets. I sometimes wonder how and where they spend their days – given the numbers I’d killed off, whole neighbourhoods must be devoid of residents.

– Anyway, Anders. Quite alright, though a bit static, so I suppose I’ll keep him at home; he has those looks of a strayed kitten. However, we’ll have to Talk Seriously. Soon. I must make sure that the message gets through: No More Boots On My Satin Sheets.