• Kkjwsmith

    Okay, okay, I know what you’re thinking. My mission was not complete. We were compromised, and Lord Boronal lives. Before you execute me, may I just explain? Everything went according to plan, right up until I entered the house. The door was locked. The window was locked. The cellar was locked. The only way through was the chimney. Thankfully, the Antivan Crows hired Santa Claus to give us a couple lessons in chimneys, and with my elven body being shorter than a human’s and thinner than a dwarf’s, I was prepared. Or so I thought. When I was around halfway down the chimney, I began hearing crackling. I decided it was probably nothing, and continued down. As it turned out, Lord Boronal forgot to douse his fire before he went to bed. All at …

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