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Crimpycracker

aka Crimpy

  • I live in Somewhere
  • I was born on April 20
  • My occupation is Psychedelic Crocodile Salesman
  • I am the Walrus
  • Crimpycracker

    Orlesian Assassin

    September 27, 2011 by Crimpycracker

    To the Directors and Associates of the Coterie,

    First let me say that I am devastated by your choice of words in the letter you sent me. I am not, nor will I ever be, a part of your little "Assassin's Club". 'Tis degrading too my name! Moi! In an organization! The one and only Yenaille ov Urthemieu 'Roux eth Na Equinairre Xouille Tu is led by none! I kill and you pay. La tâche n'est pas difficile! Then you speak to me as though I am incapable of protecting myself against mediocre assassin hobos such as yourselves. I spit on you.

    [It appears the writer of this letter has actually spat upon the parchment. And you thought it was brown from being burnt.]

    Anyway, you told me to kill the Comte de Vâch le Grand during the Masquerade celebrating his son…

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  • Crimpycracker

    Coterie Assassin

    September 27, 2011 by Crimpycracker

    To the Directors and Associates of the Coterie,

    First let me say that I am devastated by your choice of words in the letter you sent me. I am not, nor will I ever be, a part of your little "Assassin's Club". Italic text

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