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The Bard From Hell

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About meEdit

A big fan of RPGs and Dungeons and Dragons DM. Kinda crazy guy, but I'm nice (I think...). And a big defender of changes in gameplay to better suit the plataform in question! And I'm really anxious for Dragon Age 2. Since I got my Xbox back, I've been playing Dragon Age like there's no tomorrow, allong with Mass Effect 2 (I already finished it) and Red Dead Redemption, but mainly Dragon Age. Finished the game four times and Awakening three times. Am on my fourth/fifth/sixth runs through DA2 (at the same time)

My WardensEdit

Call me stupid or something, but I don't know how to handle those pretty stuff that say all your Warden has done... But I got my writing, right? So, Kallian Tabris is a pretty cuttie elf girl, City Elf Rogue. She became a Duelist (that was my first playthrough for real, only had unlocked Duelist at that time) and latter on a Ranger. Why not Assassin? Well, 'cuz she was the wierdest rogue ever, dual-wielding all-right, but she was basically party tank when Alistair was doing something more useful like breaking her damn heart! And that's when I found out why some ex-girlfriends go to extreme measures to punish their ex-boyfriends. How I punished Alistair? Let Morrigan rape him in the Dark Ritual. Yeah, and Kallian watched it, I bet it! Anyways, she sided with Bhellen, Mages, made Zathrian break the curse of the werewolfs, and defiled the corpse of the High Dragon after butchering it's vile cult. She preserved the remains of Andraste, defended Redcliff and let Jowan use his Blood Magic to save the day... Only to have him locked up right after, but that's life, right? She made Alistair king and defeated the Archdemon using Alistair, Morrigan and Oghren (besides herself, of course...). In the end she roamed the world in search of answers, just don't ask me what question she wanted aswered (I think it was if there will be Dragon Age III, or when Diablo III is gonna be released).

My second succesful Warden was another City Elf Rogue, but male this time. I love that Origin and I love Rogues, so it ain't my fault! He was overall much like Kallian... Mages, Zathrian's ritual, Bhelen, saved Redcliff... But he dated Leliana, dumped Morrigan's advances, recruited Loghain while making Alistair king married to Anora. He was an Assassin and Duelist... THat until Awakening, when he adopted the mantle of a Shadow. I had a rushed run through Awakening, finished it in like 3 or 4 hours, ignoring side-quests and all that. I only managed to complete Nathaniel's and Justice's side-quests! In the end he sided with the Archtect, protected Amaranthine and had problems with a damn Decoy bug that almost crashed my game. But he had a moderatly happy ending, oh well.

Finished playing as a Human Noble Rogue (can't let go of Rogues damit!). He still early in the story, but I had problems with the Leliana bug, so I can't do nothing about her. To compensate Balder (my Warden's name) is flirting with Morrigan, but she disaproves most of his actions (unless he's going badass on people and threatening them, but he only does that to the bad guys). Of note is that Balder was gay and I didn't knew it! I gained a lot of aproval from Zevran and when I noted it, Zevran was trying to bed me! I told him to fuck someone else, but with lot's of education, as is fiting of a Human Lord. I spared the werewolfs by ending the curse and sided with the mages. Of course, I went to the tower just to ask the First Enchanter Connor was possessed, and ended up kick'n demon ass (if those balls of magma have an ass) all the way up int he tower and the Fade. He sided with Bhelen in Orzammar (killing Branka while at it), crowned Alistair by marrying him to Anora and recruited Loghain. Did Dark Ritual. Had max aproval with everyone (yeah, he was such a nive guy).

I then played as a Human Mage (a girl this time). And she was an Arcane Warrior. Even on Hard it was a piece of cake. She wore light armor, sword and shield. Dated Alistair. Made the same choices above... Difference being, she could not live without Alistair, and refuse to take part in a ritual to spawn a god-souled abomination. So she died. Pretty epic, actually.

Mr. Tabris and Mr. Cousland where used in Awakening, in a do-gooder run... Spared the Arctect, saved Amaranthine, Keep stood still... Then I decided to play as a Elf Warrior (two-handed) Spirit Warrior... Yes, to see how Fenris would play out in DA2. He killed the Arctect, but all else was the same.

My HawkesEdit

Soooo... Like all my first playtrhoughs, Sirus Hawke sucked... Two-Handed Warrior... I did so much shit I prefer not to say it... Let's skip it to my second Hawke, shall we?

Garrett was an albino big-mouthed deadspan snarker of a Rogue. He dual wielded. Let's just talk about the big decisions (that have almost no impact... Oh well): Bethany got sent into the Circle; he was dating Merrill, but had sex with Isabela prior to it (just for the extra Friendship). Was friends with everyone, always sided with the Mages. Spared Anders. Is on the run as of now (probably searching for somewhere in the world where his actions have real impact...).

Rylen was a Mage... A good guy, talking slow and peacefully... But who would shock your a** into next week if you messed with him. His goody-two-shoeness would eventually melt Isabela's heart. Carver became a Warden, and the two brothers where pretty close friends. He sided with Templars sometimes, but in the end, he was a Mage at heart. Again, Friendship with everyone, spared Anders.


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