Cousin, let's go bowling.
The tale of Isaac Farlon: A sailor in Riviana Isaac Farlon spent his days at the Docks flirting with the girls and slacking off on shipments instead of actually working when 24 he got into a card game with a fat, balding, Rivana drug smuggling Cladez Sympfreata for 2,000 sovereigns in which Isaac is not known for actually playing a clean game of cards, Isaac was caught cheating and was challenged to a duel to a drunk washed-up dueler, Damric Sandra, Isaac won the duel and stole the money in which he bought a ship and moved to Denerim still hiding from Cladez and his cartel. Which enters Anthony Heare helping Isaac with this Cladez problem. Isaac: Who the fuck are you? Anthony: I'm Anthony Heare, Carmen Carmer told me you knew where I could find Anders. Isaac: Ya, I know that shithead, came to me last week asking for..I don't know directions. Anthony: Did he say where exactly? Isaac: Ya, ya, I woul..if you are willing to help me. Anthony: What do you need? Isaac: Down to business, so much better than that wimpy ass assassin I hired he was all like Wh-wh-where d-d-d-d-do I go? and he got his self technically raped. Anthony: Okay, so what is your problem. Isaac: Come here, the man with the tiny penis is after me and technically he isn't very happy with me from a little minor thing I did back in Riviana. Anthony: And what did you do? Isaac: just a minor, small thing...come closer...I slept with his sister. Anthony: What? Isaac: Ha. I'm just kidding with you, but seriously I stole 20,000 sovereigns from a shitty card game. So I need you to go to a abandoned warehouse at the docks, that is where his main man, Lucky, is located and I need you to beat some information from him. Anthony: And...how do I know that a little fucking Riviana playboy such as yourself is not going to give me bullshit information to the whereabouts of my little fellow Grey Warden that turned on me? Isaac: Uh, if you don't give me bullshit information on the whereabouts of my little drug Cartel fat, balding old bastard. Anthony: Good answer.