I do not know if someone already made a forum for this topic, but I would love to know what quotes are some of people's favorites. From Oghren's "Well fart me a lullaby" to the guard's, "Did you just fall off a cart full of stupid?" I can't get enough of them. :D --Fantasyeve87 (talk) 01:06, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
- Ha ha. I haven't played DAA yet but I can't imagine the quotes that are coming out of that game :) --Fantasyeve87 (talk) 02:44, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
My favorites? "It rhymes...tis a rhyming tree" Morrigan
"Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?" Alistair
I like it when you deselect Shale and she goes "Pigeon crap!" and I also like it when Alistair says "Not listening! La la la la la!" There are a few others that I like but thats all I can think of for now. --Sencilia (talk) 04:11, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
um morrigan says somethign about you making her ill oghren says he likes to watch leliana says oh i think its cute wynne says its nothing she hasnt seen before and idr exactly what zev and sten says. i think sten says something like its disgusting. i was bored one day so decided to see what everyone said lol~KulaDiamond~ 22:35, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
OH, you beat me to this!!! ;)
Sten in the fade: "It's a dream, but it's a good dream."
Alistair to female warden: "You should really kick her (Morrigan's) ass for me, I would pay to see that fight."
Morrigan: "But how can I, he (Alistair) is right there, speaking, eyes wide like those of a brainless calf."
Oghren: "This human walks into a tavern, and there is this elf, and she says "I ... ha ha ha ha..."
Alistair regarding Morrigan: "Besides the fact that she is a complete and utter bitch, no, I don't like her at all."
Sten on cookies: "We have no such things in my land, this should be remedied."
Shale: "What can I say, I have a heart of stone."
Alistair when female grey warden objects to him sacrificing himself: "You say that like I'm giving you a choice."
Female Dwarf noble to Gorim: "Just hold me one last time."
Fergus to female human noble: "You saucy minx!"
While at Tapster's Tavern in Orzammar a Dwarf asks you if "your warden would care to share a stool with him" and one of your response choices was something like "How about I share your Face With My Fist"...I could not believe and laughed out loud for quite a while. Sorry this is not exact and sketchy in its details Rastlin says URDOA (talk) 04:43, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, why not. Let's start with the obligatory Simon Templeman grandstand.
Loghain, to the Landsmeet: "Traitors! Which one of YOU stood against the Orlesian Emperor when his troops flattened your fields and raped your wives!?"
Alistair: Why do you always go on about how stupid I am? I'm not stupid.. am I? Morrigan: If you have to ask the question..
Arl Howe: Highever belongs to the Howe Family, and rightfully so. Human Noble: Only until all the Howes are dead.
The Architect: Every line. (Sue me, everything he says is so.. "Huh. That's a good point.")
Loghain, on being transferred to Montsimmard: "And I thought Darkspawn blood would be the last poison I'd have to swallow.."
Morrigan: Everything she's ever said. (Her voice is like candy. Sharp, sarcastic, bitter candy, but still. Mmm. Candyyyyyy~)
- That is because she is voiced by Claudia Black. I luv her voice, too. Mage Captal (talk) 02:39, November 5, 2012 (UTC)
The First: "I am, before you now, being known as The First." Me: "...." "The Mother really let you go without a helmet on, huh?"
Shale: "Let us squash something and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?" (In response to Wynne's question about her future plans): "I suppose I'd convert to the Chant, become Divine, and have giant Andraste Golems fashioned to conquer the world." Wynne: "Really?" Shale: "No-oooooo."
The Guardian:"Shale, the golem. So much about you is shrouded from me. I sense the distant echoes of a soul within you.." Shale: "Good for you."
Leliana: "There is a person inside you after all, Shale." Shale: "If so, it is because I ate him."
Sten: "Have you heard of the Kassaanda? The sundew, in the common tongue?" Morrigan: "Should I have?" Sten: "Oh? The two of you are so alike, I thought you kin." Morrigan: "I do not understand. What is this sundew you speak of?" Sten: "A flower." Morrigan: *amused* "I did not expect that. So, I am a flower, am I?" Sten: "That entraps and devours insects." Morrigan: *chuckles* "Ah. Now that, I expected."
And of course, good old Oghren. Crazy, drunken, perverted, awesome Oghren.
Oghren: So. You and the Grey Warden, huh? Morrigan: I do hope you are not referring to Alistair. Oghren: Him? Does he even like girls? Morrigan: I believe the matter is still up for debate. Alistair: I'm standing right here. Oghren: Anyway.. You and the Grey Warden, huh? Morrigan: Is there a point to this, dwarf? Or is it your intention to merely leer and drool. Oghren: Stick with the classics. Leer and drool, hehe.
Oghren: Now, if you'll excuse me, that pot-bellied son of a whore Teagan said I'd pass out before drinking a whole barrel of pickle juice. I intend to prove him wrong.
My favorit conversation is between Leliana and Alistair when they talk about cooking. Alistairs last qoute is something like: In Fereldon we do it all right, put all the ingridients in to a big pot, and let it cook until it is one uniform grey mass, thats when it perfect. --188.8.131.52 (talk) 07:47, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
The Chantry teaches us that it is the hubris of men which brought the darkspawn into our world. The mages had sought to usurp Heaven. But instead, they destroyed it. Best quote ever. Diidii (talk) 10:03, June 11, 2010 (UTC)08:16, June 11, 2010 (UTC) The conversation between Wynne and Alistair about where babies come from. Oghren teasing Alistair in the darkroad about his relationship with the warden--
Justice's quote "A world so full of beauty that beauty get's overlooked" is one of my favourites and pretty much everything the Architect and Duncan says. Including "The Grey warden tent is across the bridge. Find me there if you wish". Especially when he says it after crossing the bridge alredy.--Thorulf Amell (talk) 12:41, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
My favorite quote is the whole sex conversation with alister. "I've licked many a lamppost." lol Behart the elven rouge
When Alistair wakes up after being knocked out in battle "There's nothing a like a close brush with death to make you..... not like death much" Makes me giggle every time. And a good deal of the things Zevran says. Laurelai (talk) 14:14, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Alistairs first words to Morrigan always amuse me: "Zap, frog time." - Morrigan:" Oooh, you fear barbarians will swoop down upon you?" Alistair:" Yes, swooping is baaaad." - Morrigan:" Yes, my mother. Did you think I spawned from a log?" Alistair:" A weird talking thief-witch-log perhaps." --Faceshifter (talk) 14:35, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
I remember Oghren teasing Alistair about the relationship with the warden. I had to hold back my laughs because someone's watching tv. Oghren's dialog is plain random but funny in it's own way. Good times, good times. --MasterMage (talk) 15:49, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
- I'm sorry Lady Kathlyn, don't hate me! I was just playing the game and I also heard that line that Alistair says about Morrigan, "Other than the fact that she's a complete and utter bitch, no I don't like her at all..." and I laughed so hard. I also noticed how the swear is in bold font for emphasis. Ha ha. I had to post a forum. To Diidii, I absolutely love that conversation when Wynne tells Alistair about where babies come from. Then, I love his line, "Andraste's Flaming Sword, I know where babies come from!" Yes, as evil sounding as Morrigan is, I love most of her lines especially when she's in The Fade trying to save Conner. You try to converse with him at first and she says, "Shoo! Go away now" I think. --Fantasyeve87 (talk) 16:06, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
I think at least one of the Npcs says "andraste's holy knickers" and " Andrastes's tits" surprised templars donet get em for that one.
There are some really random conversations. I have to say the first time I heard the conversation between Wynne and Alistair about babies I was laughing so hard I had to stop waht I was doing. Ofc the grat line "hmm eaten by an archdemon or sleep with Morrigan- what a choice!" craccks me up every timeDiidii (talk) 18:07, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
I like the line at the end when your going to fight the archdemon where Oghren says "as one of the blighters I sodding salute you. Now lets go show the our hearts and then we'll show them theres" idk why I really like that one. Also I like where he's drunk and thinks the dog stole his pants. It's even funnier when I don't have a dog. ~KulaDiamond~ 19:05, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
- The alternate is good too: "From the blood of battle the stone is fed, let the heroes prevail and the blighters lie dead." --Lady Kathlyn (talk) 19:52, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Gorim has some great lines during the Dwarven Noble Origin. My favorite is when you're met by mercenaries in Aeducan Thaig, outside the room where the shield is kept. One of the conversation options is, 'Gorim, we need to kill these men.' If you take it, Gorim responds, 'I'll try to hide my disappointment.' Swk3000 (talk) 19:36, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
- Personally, "Do you think he is going to have me give a speech? Oh, he is isn't he??" -Alistair. That and when you have Morrigan in the party and kiss Alistair he says something like: "We can kill two birds with one stone? Let's do this more often". I nearly fall off the couch giggling at him sometimes.
- Good, I'm glad :) I definitely get a little teary eyed hearing Oghren's speech at the gate. It's something that you would not expect him to say. I haven't heard any comments from party members when I try to kiss Alistair in front of them. I'll have to try it. --Fantasyeve87 (talk) 21:48, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
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My ALL time favorite quotes are!!!!!:
Ser Landry: I am honour-bound to kill you now.
Logain: Traitors! Which one of YOU stood against the Orlesian Emperor when his troops flattened his feilds and raped your wives!
Herren: If you have any more scales you can shove'em...
Alister(after being K.O.): My Bruises have Bruises.
And my all time favorite!
ZAIDOBLACK05 SAYS Of course... Bann Teagan: MARMALADE!
Zaidoblack05 (talk)\ June 12, 2010
I have so many faovrite quotes it is hard to choose just a few of them. But I would have to say my all time favorite quote throughout the whole game comes from Oghren during the "Captured" quest. When you choose to have your friends come and rescue you I always choose Zevran and Oghren. I love thier whole circus act. Well during the act in the beginning one of the guards leave to go get the captain and Oghren makes a comment:
Oghren: "Easy for you to say elf. These clowns pants are riding something fierce."
My other favorite quotes are a conversation between Oghren and Alistair. It usually happens after your female pc becomes involved in a relationship with Alistair.
Oghren: So. With the boss, aye?
Oghren: You and the boss. Rolling your oats.
Alistair: I don't know--
Oghren: Polishing the footstones.
Alistair: --what you're--
Oghren: Tapping the midnight still, if you will.
Alistair: What are you going on about?
Oghren: Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat.
Alistair: Are you just making these up right now?
Oghren: Nope. Been saving 'em. Emmalee (talk) 22:01, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
I love all of Morrigan's dialogue, but her witticisms are often too wordy to quote concisely. I guess my favorite for easy reference are Morrigan's various quotes when you tell her to "Get in the tent, woman." Particularly her mock-military, "Why, yes ser! I always follow orders, swiftly and to the letter." On a different note, one of my favorite Leliana quotes is a possible dialogue outcome when you question her about her dream, and she says that the party has to stop the Blight: "I know we can do it!" She just sounds so sweet and idealistic there. And while Alistair has a lot of funny lines, my favorite for him might be after he said to pretend he was still just some nobody who was too lucky to die at Ostagar. My Warden: "And what does that make me?" Alistair: "The reason I think we have a chance to set everything right." *dramatic walk away* Me: Man, that was a great "movie" moment.----DarkAger (talk) 23:16, June 12, 2010 (UTC)
I like it when Oghren says something to the effect of, "We've fought the good fight, lets show them our hearts, then show them theirs."
Oh another good line is at the end of the game when Morrigan is offereing her ritual. I can't remember what choices you choose to get her to say this but the last one is something like "What makes you think Alistair will do this?". if your in a relationship with Zevran I love what she says next. I am not sure of the exact line but it is something like "Think of Zevran. What would he suggest if he know the life of his beloved was in danger?"
One of my favorite quotes is when Morrigan joins your party at Flemeth's house and during one of the dialog options Morrigan tells Flemeth: "I hear the peace of the grave is eternal"... I laugh EVERYTIME!--Slim7180 03:22, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
I also like this one from Genitivi, regarding the traps in the temple: "After all, no one wants to hear 'Willy toiled for many a year to perfect the curious mechanisms that would send a sharpened spike up the arse of the unwary intruder." -Faceshifter (talk) 18:30, June 14, 2010 (UTC)
I really enjoy Wynne's line after you find out she's living on borrowed time. It's something to the effect of: "We're both dying, I'm just more efficient at it than you." It's so true, and I really think it shows her character well- wise with just a hint of wit. EvilPacman (talk) 23:48, June 14, 2010 (UTC)
For me it is Leliana and Sten and the Kitten. "Softy". Also when you tell Alistar that he isn't going to be in the battle He talks about putting on a dress and dancing the Remigold. Duncan just Sighs. LostInFangorn (talk) 01:38, June 15, 2010 (UTC)LiF
- The female Warden get to say, "I think I'd like to see that" and he responds seductively, "for you maybe, but it'd have to be a pretty dress." Or the male Warden says it, and he laughs and responds, "can you just see me out there, the darkspawn falling over laughing." Shadizar666 (Ruck Rules) 10:21, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
The conversations when Ohgren is chatting up Sigrun in Khalharon (sp)made me laugh, Bless him he is so determined to get her into bed. I do think the Npc conversations are way better in DAO than DAA but they are still quite funnyDiidii (talk) 16:10, June 17, 2010 (UTC)
Four words - "Beasties, Beasties Are Coming" - Alistair
- I also like his quote, "Aw, and I wanted to stop for lunch too"--Fantasyeve87 (talk) 02:15, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
As a human noble when meeting Delilah Howe as part of Nathaniel's companion quest: "And he kept trying to set me up with that stuck up Cousland boy."
Warden: "That Cousland boy is right here."
Most of my favourites have already been listed here, but another one I like is spoken by Leliana while in conversation with Morrigan. Leliana - "So you're saying you're wild and uninhibited? I suppose he must like your shrieking, you sound like a genlock being murdered--a sweet, sweet sound to a Grey Warden." The two of them have some of the meanest things to say to each other in the game. IP no. 184.108.40.206 (talk) 08:06, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
- That makes me feel like she's insulting me as well though ): ReaperZ (talk) 15:36, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
"And, we crush the heads of rude women. Just so you know." -Shale to Isolde in Redcliffe
"May I stare at you luridly while you do?" -Zevran (Warden asking him a question)
"As long as he makes himself useful" -Warden (about Dog staying with party) "And yet we still have Alistair in the party" -Morrigan
"If you knew my daughter, you'd know how often I never hear that." -Flemeth
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Isabella " apostate prostitutes, apostitutes"
Alistair when first meeting leliana " she seems more ooh pretty colours than i'm princes stabbity"
"Before us stands the might of the darkspawn horde. Gaze upon them now, but fear them not! This man beside me is a native of Ferelden, risen to the ranks of the Grey Wardens. He is proof that glory is within reach of us all. He has survived, despite the odds. And without him, none of us would be here. Today we save Denerim. Today we avenge the death of my brother, King Cailan! But most of all, today we show the Grey Wardens that we remember and honor their sacrifice! For Ferelden! FOR THE GREY WARDENS!"
Basically, I like all the Morrigans lines, because well, I love Claudia Black's voice. Especially the opening lines in Witch Hunt: "Flemeth once told that temptation lies in forbidden...".
Also, Alistair, when entering in smith's house in Redcliffe "Somebody's been drinking!" And also many other good lines from him.
Having a conversation with Sten: Warden: "I have a question." Sten: "I am hardly surprised."
Wynne, when she is telling you a story and you go on about the griffons for most part of the story. Wynne says "It's like talking to a child." Warden responds "Well, I wish I had a griffon."
Oghrens drunk banter, and also his speech at the gates.
Also in the opening scene of the first game when Duncan says "...until finaly we neared annihilation", but then starts, "until, the Grey Wardens came." Sends shivers down my spine all the time.
In Awakening when the First traps you and himself in the Fade. One of the lines you can choose is "I guess you weren't the first in your class."
mHawke in MotA: "Looks like the duke, has fallen from grace." Well actually most of the sarcastic Hawke lines are damn good. Also Varric's and Isabela's lines were really cool.
There are so many good lines in DAO, it's hard to choose. The voice actors all do an excellent job. I always end up with my warden romancing Zevran, so basically any of his lines are great, in my opinion. After the warden spends the night with Zevran for the first time, he says, "Very well, my luscious and somewhat naughty paramour. What is one your mind?" I like that. :) Circle Mage (talk) 01:16, November 8, 2012 (UTC)
I like the Leliana conversation before sex, when you say "No, I'm going to stay up and write in my journal." Always makes me laugh. Sten, when you find the Urn of Sacred Ashes. "Congratulations. You've found a waste-bin." Jowan as a female mage, when you ask why they never hooked up. Sten to Leliana: "You were ... a house guest of the Chantry?" Sten and Dog growling at each other. Sten and Alistair: "You played I Spy in the cage?" (or something like that) Morrigan and Sten: "That reminds me, I may try to nuzzle. Make sure to have an iron bar handy." Zevran and Oghren's elf, man and dwarf joke. All of Isabela's dialogue in Origins. Pretty much everything Varric says in DA2. Sarcastic Hawke. Every line is entertaining. Eggy2504 (talk) 10:21, November 8, 2012 (UTC)
I can't elect my favorite lines of Origins, there are too much (pretty much all of the above and more). But I can however elect some of DA2:
Hawke: Of course there is a catch. Flemeth: There is always a catch! Life is a catch! I suggest you catch It while you can.
Most of Isabela's dialogue with Aveline, specially when going for the Orlesian mage on the tavern (given Aveline is married with Donnic).
Merrill's dialogue when first encountering Hawke. So shy and cute.
"When in doubt, run away and let me handle this"
"Ownards there is much to be done!"
"Let's make Kirkwall a better place for everyone"
also, talking with guardsman Donnic "Plans change, apparently"
after seeing a few trainwrecks, i'm declining to trot out any dialogue volleys or lines that are nothing without a) the voice behind them or b) rambling set-up of context (and i implore any future contributors to adhere to a similarly fussy policy!) also, i'm sticking with Origins since i haven't finished Awakening or II yet.
Kennel Master: "Mabari are at least as smart as your average tax collector."
Flemeth: "You have spells of your own, but my Morrigan's as cunning as a root lizard."
Flemeth: "I laugh at a world full of stupid humans who ignore the Blight's evil and abandon their vigilance to pursue mortal goals."
Warden: Don't I already have enough armed lunatics that do follow me around. Oghren: Perfect, what’s one more.
Morrigan (just before you kiss her): Ahh, such a romantic, I see
Alistair: So I just saw Anora not long ago. Strange story.
Queen Anora: Well? Have you spoken my to lucky betrothed yet? Or will we be reduced to passing notes.
Arl Eamon: My hearing must be going. I could swear you just said that Alistair and Anora agreed to marry.
I laugh every time when I arrange that marriage.
faveourite quote from DA2 what's a mekal
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First off, every Alistair and Varric say. Can't get enough of it.
Everything Morrigan says. Dear God, that voice :)
Warden: "Do you have to be so literal?" Sten: "It's a choice, not a necessity."
The entire dialoge from Zevran and Oghren when they rescue you at Fort Drakon, it's great.
Anders: "Wow, a dwarf that smells like a brewery. Never see that anywhere." Oghren: "Huh. Mage Comedian. Thought those normally died young."
My favorite quotes are in this party bander
- Anders: You don't actually think your jokes are funny, do you?
- Oghren: Could have sworn that fly was buzzing again.
- Anders: "HAR! Let me tell you about my life in one word!" (Belches)
- Oghren: "Oh no! Don't take me back to the tower! I'm far, far too delicate!"
- Anders: "I'm not only a dwarf, I'm a moron! Listen to me fart!"
- Oghren: "Oh no, big templar man! What are you going to do with that sword?"
- Anders: Eww.
- Oghren: Don't play with fire unless you want to get burned, son.
I apologize, but my favorite quotes (which haven't been listed yet) are in DA2. Guard (after killing the magistrate's lunatic son):"...but to go against the magistrate's direct orders! Now that's madness." Varric and Isabella's conversation about knives. Hawke (on Bethany being taken to the circle): "Over my dead body!" Varric, Fenris and Avaline's comments on finding the mage in the Hanged Man: "The Hanged Man is so filthy. HA!" "It is filthy." "Orleasians."--KCMueller (talk) 18:29, March 7, 2013 (UTC)
Pretty much anything Isabela has to say. So much awesome here. "If he pulls a dragon out of his ass, I'm leaving!" Varric in Legacy while taking on Corypheus. I had to pause the game to laugh til I cried. Most of what a sarcastic/charming Hawke has to say Nearly everything Zevran says to other party members. Oghren is also a great source of awesome. "Fart me a lullaby!"makes my hubby laugh every time. There's more I find funny, but it's already been posted, or I've forgotten already. --BlueChaosFaerie (talk) 20:38, March 8, 2013 (UTC)
There is conversation somewhere with Loghain. I don't exactly remember the whole sentence even, but a part: ...And i will not allow you, OR ANYONE... (To destroy what Maric and i accomplished) i think tat's how it continues. 220.127.116.11 (talk)
Alistair: If you mean running away, I can't do that. But you don't mean that, do you? What is this about?
Alistair about talking about Grey Wardens at camp, "How about you, you been having any strange dreams?" Female Warden not yet romanced, "Only where I'm making made passionate love to you." I've found his innocent embarrassments to be especially funny, when I've already romanced him, but he hasn't yet given the rose. Shadizar666 (Ruck Rules) 18:53, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
Morrigan: "Wonderful, I can sense his terror! This will make the loving all the sweeter."
Not really a quote, but I lobe the conversation between Hawke and awaken Flemeth. Hawke says s/he's not sure whether Morrigan is her daughter or her enemy. And Felemth goes "Neither is she," which could mean that Morrigan is not sure, or that Morrigan is neither a daughter, nor an enemy. Brilliant. Henio0 (talk) 01:15, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
Oh, so many...pretty much anything romance-related with Leliana. Her story of Alindra is very special :) I also like her admission of love in general: "You are our leader, and my friend, and, and sometimes I think that we could be more than that..." I also like her comments about standing watch with the Warden: "I look forward to the nights at camp, talking to pass the time. Well, mostly I talk and you listen..." Also in this conversation Leliana will mention more or less that "...And should I succumb and fall asleep, I know that when I wake you'll be there, awake and watchful, and I know you're watching out for me."
Leliana's caramel pudding (hardened personality) comment to the Warden is great as well, as is her city gates comment during the final battle. If hardened, during a conversation about her bard past the Warden can flirt in a very silly manner with her. Her reply, "EEEEE! Silly boy! Awkward, too clunky, try again!" is great.
I also really like Alistair's battle speech before the final fight, and the mention of the Warden's background: "This man is an elf, raised to the ranks of the Grey Wardens! And never a more glorious Warden has there been."
Dilwyn and Gethon in the Alienage also have an ambient conversation about a city elf Warden's resemblance to their parents, Adaia specifically, that I love. --WardenWade (talk) 02:02, March 11, 2013 (UTC)
Isabela to Aveline (After Honeymoon): [Aveline] I had forgotten what it was like... [Isabela] Be flipped ass over tits and hammered like a bent nail?
SWOOPING IS BAD - Alistair
Anders with Dog in DA2-"Ignore me until you want something then sit on my head! I miss Ser-Pounce-a-Lot..."
Anything Varric says, but "Well... Shit." is one I use Morrigan is devilishly clever, but "He is just being manipulative, I know, I do it too" --Did I ever tell you the definition of redundancy? 00:34, March 13, 2013 (UTC)
"Well, you tell stories, he tells stories...except he doesn't start it with, "No shit.There I was--" From Merrill to Varric in DA2 "Why not pay me? I like being paid." Hawke to Ghyslain "Well, what's the worse that can happen? You become an abomination..wait. Bad joke." Hawke to Anders "The Wounded Coast? Is that near the Limping Hills? Injured Cliffs? Massive-Head Trauma Bay? No? Just me? Forget I said anything." Hawke after you kill Danzig in 'Wayward Son' "Without war, there can be no peace." -Flemeth That's all I can think of...for now. DovahHawke (Ruck Rules) 08:35, April 16, 2013 (UTC)
There are so many , One of them the convo. with Ali. about fighting darkspawns with roses one is in DA2 , when u go talk with Dulci de Launcet about her son, then her husband tells he is in the hanged man, she say : "oh, but the hanged man is so filthy", then she walks away, then Varric repeat her word with super sarcastic way " oooh, but the hanged man is soooo filthyy, hehehe" the Aveline say "orlaisan !!!" when u hewr it u can';t stop laughing. other is an insane line hawke says to Hybris after he say "Horrors are pieces, slivers of greater crimes. I am pride with reason. I enslave the whims and wyrds, the dreams from the other side of the Veil. Face me! Face everything" , can't remember it now.
DA:2 Fenris:(to Anders) "A mage and a hypercritic. What company you keep." I like this because it is to true.
- Sten: "Parshaara, here, munch on these if you want."
- Carroll: "Oh! Cookies!"
- Fenris: "Mages in glass houses shouldn't throw fireballs."
- Guard: "What's your business in Fort Drakon?"
- Sten: "I'm a giant with a war dog. Either I am making a delivery, or I am besieging your fort. Hope for the former."
- Guard: "I wasn't told we were getting a Mabari."
- Sten: "...Must I point out the obvious? I'm a large, impatient man with a war dog. Either let us in, or get someone who will.
- Hawke: "What about my- Dear Maker! Where did my self-righteousness and pointy ears go?"
- Hawke: "It looks like the comtesse is in greater danger of expiring at the moment."
- Morrigan: "Ooh, you fear that barbarians will swoop down upon you?"
DA2: Isabel: "Everybody needs a good smiting ;)"
Varric- "Ahh the broody elf tells a joke." Fenris- "I do not brood." Varric- "If your brood was any more impressive women would swoon in your pressence and have broody babies in your honor."--KiraArik 04:19, April 21, 2013 (UTC)
Alistar- "FOR FERELDEN, FOR THE GRAY WARDENS"
Alistair - "Right, this is where we're all shocked to discover you've never had a friend your entire life."
Morrigan - "I can be friendly when I desire to. Alas, the desire to be more intelligent does not make it so."
Quotes that don't require whole paragaraphs of context or several other lines of dialogue in order for them to make sense or be funny. I cringe sometimes when I look at the main page of this wiki and the little "quotes" section is filled with so much text in order for the actual quote to make sense :/ (DDragonfly1990 (talk) 13:41, April 21, 2013 (UTC))