I noticed, in just a few minutes of exploring Crestwood, an odd fascination with cheese wedges. This is what I've found so far. A skeleton, a deck of scattered cards and a giant cheese wedge behind a house in Crestwood Village.
On the top of a hill there is a cheese wedge on a table where you can loot a cheese wedge shield. The shield has a small cheese knife stabbed in it. I love the shield. Always makes me laugh when we go in to a fight.
Has anyone else seen odd/silly things like this?
MADMadisson (talk) 12:31, November 30, 2014 (UTC)
Remember to sign your posts, please. You do it with four tildes (This symbol: ~ ). Anyway, I heard the devs say during a livestream that they hid cheese in odd places as part of a joke. Play testers enjoyed finding them. I didn't think they'd make a SHIELD though. Thats pretty awesome. I NEED IT! I WANT ITS SCHEMATIC! Vexed Forest (talk) 09:16, November 29, 2014 (UTC)
Sorry about that. Edited! Ah! That's fantastic. I must find more.
MADMadisson (talk) 12:31, November 30, 2014 (UTC)
olaff (talk) 14:31, November 30, 2014 (UTC) This is most likely Olaf's cheese 65.95.180.227 (talk) 16:08, December 2, 2014 (UTC)
The 'Shield' in question is called the cheese wedge of destiny I believe and is pretty hilariously awesome. Here are the stats,
Type: Off Hand Shield
Armor: 14 – Front
Level: 9
Restriction: Warrior Only
Requirement: Level 6
+6% Bleed on Being Hit
+30% Front Defense
Heal +15% of damage taken over 10 seconds
“A good and colorful item for those who have hearty constitutions. This shield formed when a dragon shed her scales and fragments wafted onto the flavorful breeze into a dairy farm. Wielding it, Ser Jacques of Monterey was unstoppable until he fought par méchant, or dishonorably. His wistful last words as he lay full of holes: It was he who had failed, not the shield.”
User:JoKr
Spoilers:
After closing the rift under old Crestwood there is a pile of giant skulls with a wheel of cheese on top if you walk around the ledge after climbing the ladder to leave the area, before leaving the cave. 103.224.129.1 (talk) 02:32, December 1, 2014 (UTC)