- See also: The Trail of Love
Corin, is our relationship a joke? Am I a joke to you? What am I supposed to think, waking up to this "love" note:
"Follow my trail of love, my darling,
You are my hen, the mistress of my flock,
You nourish my body, and tend to my... rooster."
Really, Corin? I tend to your "rooster?" That's the most disgusting thing I've heard in my entire life. You said there was a surprise waiting for me. I'm supposed to follow your trail? Ugh, I despise you! I abhor you, you petty, ill-made wart!
You said last week that everything would be different for us. Well, you were right! I'm leaving.
With venom and spite,