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Anyone else think it would be funny if in Dragon age 2 Hawke could romance a darkspawn (one of the Disciples)? Hilt51 (talk) 09:16, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

I really, really hope you're just being facetious. Really. Please? There are some things you just shouldn't even entertain, this is easily in the list. Valadeus (talk) 15:17, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

That would be quite disgusting --Akanthar (talk) 13:26, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

Like this?: 7c54caf2.jpg --Sencilia (talk) 14:01, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

Lol look at that darkspawn. "Embrace Eternity!!"--TheGreyestWarden (talk) 21:54, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

Wow. Now I'm blind... OxO FreeMarcher930 (talk) 14:48, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

I'm sure the OP is joking, but, still, this is actually a new aspect of video games that I'm discovering for the first time in twenty years....never before anywhere have I seen people discuss so much about sexuality and related stuff, due to a video game. And the kind of suggestions and ideas one can find are sufficient to blow my head up....
And then the world says that video games are a kid's pass time. IP no. (talk) 16:53, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

I'd tap every broodmother from here to Brooklyn!!!--TheGreyestWarden (talk) 17:25, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry if I scared anyone, I was a joke wanted to put down something funny as my first forum entry. I did not expect to be that much of a response and I REALY did not ecpect that picture.Hilt51 (talk) 13:58, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

That picture is all your fault. My therapist and my lawyer will be in touch with you to discuss recompense. (Though I suppose we should all just be grateful it wasn't from one of those romance scene extender mods). *shudder*Tabriel Cousland (talk) 18:42, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

Haha well i found that hilarious. The picture was an unexpected bonus too.. Poor alistair. But i'm pretty sure it would count as bestiality and i doubt even bioware would manage to get away with that Mr Afk (talk) 17:09, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

How amazingly disturbing that would be XDXD i would love to be able to ahahaha PinkOldShoes (talk) 20:30, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

Rule 34 has infected how many of you? Come on this is gross just no! King of the Dusters (talk) 22:15, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

Alright, what about an ogre and a qunari? Or a dwarf/qunari/ogre all male threesome? You wanna go rule 34 on this, you better be prepared to go all the way ;)

And while we're at it, here's a question, when romancing Morrigan, I have often wondered... Does her shapeshifting ever come into play during these "distractions" from the darkspawn slaughter? hehe ;) (talk) 03:12, January 22, 2011 (UTC)DoriSai

If anyones wondering, I got the picture from here: --Sencilia (talk) 12:39, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

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